The Hidden Profile of the madmonkeyrider

I am so weird,so psychotic you'd think I was a hermit.Maybe I am,maybe I'm not but I'll tell you what I am certainly not a retard.I am a picky man with everything,books,food, and even video games. I like to freak my enemies out by making them think I'm out to kill them. TV and me don't mix if it wasn't for Simpsons,Family Guy, NCIS and the fact that my video game system needs it I'd throw that thing out. By the time you finish reading this I'll probably be cruising on my Trek bike. Might I add I'm a dinosaur. I barely know how to post this blog profile let alone program a computer. Books rock if they are good few fit my standards(Lemony Snicket,Seekers and Warriorcats fit a few). I also made up my own language.Currently working on a fun novel,Icelandic language and culture and getting muscles.I like all temperatures so long as it's below 120 F and above-20 F.My kinda afternoon is a hot afternoon sleeping in a hammock taking a siesta with lemonade.My evening is cold with a book,hot choclate in a rocking chair near a fire.I'll admit to being lifeless....for now.Say that to my face and you'll be literally lifeless heh heh heh

Video Game Currently Played

  • Tomb Raider
  • Diddy Kong Racing DS
Showing posts with label Summer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Summer. Show all posts

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Day 2 til' Camp

What so significant about the second day prior to an event.Me idk I just put the title there.

All I know is  I'm exicted to be outta the house one last time.

Basically,I'm up in Willits for about 8 days gettin' all the Merit Badges  I can done.


What I look forward to:

1.Merit Badge classes
2.Risk games
3.Open climbs at the rock
4. The Wooly Wash
5.Campfires
6.Open shoots

What I'm not looking forward to

1.Yellow Jackets(the are flying insects that sting therefore,my worst,but most irrational fear)
2.Walking up a steep hill 10 times a day
3.The bathrooms(Except for the showerhouses they are disgusting outhouses)
4.Water(I only use bottled water because the faucets churn up orange,rusty water)


So the good outweighs the bad by a lot because I have solutions to the bad

Friday, July 18, 2008

Music Camp

Well Music Camp is over and I'm back,let's see

1.Rafting on a floatie
2.Chats realted to video games
3.Hikes
4.Concerts and Practice Sessions(it's still music camp)
5.Eating
6.Sleeping
7.Building sand baths
8.Attempted self-burial in sand

That's what I did for 5 days.I can't say much more beacuse not much else happenned to me except a sunburn that covered by whole back.

Well now I have

- A reunion in Arizona
-Utah
-Scout Camp

School almost seems fun after all this excitement

Saturday, July 12, 2008

The Packed Summer Resumes

Yup,that's right I said for posts and posts since the blog's begginning my summer is packed.

Well So far I've gone through the following

1.A 2 week Tour in Scotland and England(mmm' Irn Bru)
2.An overnigth at Granny's(not that that's really an ordeal or problem)
3.A day in the Santa Cruz Mountains(Boring Dance,Crappy Food,Slanted position for bag but the activities make up for it[ex:walking on a tightrope bridge])

and I still have.....

4.Music Camp in Nevada
5.A Family Reunion in Arizona
6. A few days in Utah(Being a Mormon that's not too bad)
7 Scout Camp for a week


Oy yoy yoy! If only they axed out music camp for France(I'm a listener of music not a peformer,at least at heart)

Sometimes I wish I had one simple 2 months,and 2 weeks of just Eat,Sleep,Read,Drink,Crap,Electronics,and Cycling.

Oh well this is gonna be an adventure.

see ya' I dunno when.

-Uber Psycho Tom

P.S. After this goes to blog limbo comment or die

Thursday, July 10, 2008

The Video to Overnight

For once something I actually planned for Summer came an Overnight at Granny's,You'd think it would be boring, and unexciting and lots'back in my day' stories, but it's not.Lotsa cookies here and movies there.But I'll get to that later I'll start off with Tuesday after the Mario Kart comparison.

Ok so after the Mario Kart comparison I read the newspaper when,BF(once again Best Friend not Boyfriend I'm not gay,and no this is not reverse cycology) came up to my house and both of us went up to the remains of"The Swing".The Swing used to be a fun,long,blue rope swing that went30 feet of the ground at highest but one day,it fell  off and a replacement was put.Oh joy! Back to the fun right???? WRONG it goes a yard off the ground, it's on the lowest branch, and leg holes are now hand holes.

So after that we both headed to the Dixon's house.Those little girls are evil.... they tried to kill me.Since they were leaving we left and watched "The Pacifier",I'll review on a school day when I'm actually around more.Anyway then Leffler(forget Mac Nerd that doesn't stick) came over and we started cane stick fencing(it was fun until it wasn't).A little later Asm,BF,and Leffler came up with an idea to make a utube video.After that I got into all sorts of mayhem.I got all this"don't touch that or I'll shoot my LEGO bazooka at you(I saw it tested it dents aluminum,it hurts) and your "N64 privileges don't the drain".I'm like What a control freak eventually I get sick of his antics and shoot a nerf bullet at the mac and soon leave.After that it's Cross Country practice and then nothing worth potsing except.......... a call from Granny.The call is an invitation for a stay at her place which is cool.

So the next day I get ready to go and we head off to Subway for luch w/ Aunt Jan. After that a good game of cards(Skip-Bo to be precise,and it's not as gay[no offense to gays out there] as it sounds) and then a boring hour of violin practice(sheer torture I play against my will because Ma won't leave me alone about it).Later we haed off to see WALL-E"I'll review that next post,unless I come across a better video game".The only I'll tell you is it's about 2 robots that fall in love 800 years after humans have abandoned Earth and become lazy blobs.Then I jus hang around till dinner.We had a delicious tomato soup with corn in it.After that we watched a movie"Matilda"(which of course is based off of Roald Dahl's book) I'll review that sometime as well.

So then we had breakfast(Hot Chocolate and waffles) and watched"Copying Beethoven" and then another boring practice session and then headed off and here I am now.

Here's my  to review movie list

1.Copying Beethoven
2.WALL-E
3.Matilda
4.The Pacifier


Copying Beethoven review coming up

-Uber Psycho Tom

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Post School thoughts

After finally having no longer any school related things to do,I no longer have to think about my kill list

(There were alot a names on it to)

The graduation packed the whole area,I coulda sworn there were like 900 seniors

And since that's all well that's all

Now to take a 2 week break in Britain(this blogs going to blog limbo then)

-Uber Psycho Tom