The Hidden Profile of the madmonkeyrider

I am so weird,so psychotic you'd think I was a hermit.Maybe I am,maybe I'm not but I'll tell you what I am certainly not a retard.I am a picky man with everything,books,food, and even video games. I like to freak my enemies out by making them think I'm out to kill them. TV and me don't mix if it wasn't for Simpsons,Family Guy, NCIS and the fact that my video game system needs it I'd throw that thing out. By the time you finish reading this I'll probably be cruising on my Trek bike. Might I add I'm a dinosaur. I barely know how to post this blog profile let alone program a computer. Books rock if they are good few fit my standards(Lemony Snicket,Seekers and Warriorcats fit a few). I also made up my own language.Currently working on a fun novel,Icelandic language and culture and getting muscles.I like all temperatures so long as it's below 120 F and above-20 F.My kinda afternoon is a hot afternoon sleeping in a hammock taking a siesta with lemonade.My evening is cold with a book,hot choclate in a rocking chair near a fire.I'll admit to being lifeless....for now.Say that to my face and you'll be literally lifeless heh heh heh

Video Game Currently Played

  • Tomb Raider
  • Diddy Kong Racing DS

Saturday, December 27, 2008

The Monkey World Weekend Edition:Issue 19

I've skipped a few weekends I'll admit it, so rather than be the twenty-something-ith Saturday I've posted this is merely the 19th.

If I'm not mistaken this should be Day 2 of Kwanzaa and the 3rd day of Christmas. Hey guys where are my French Hens?????????? And for that matter I should've gotten a partridge in a pear tree with my gifts and 2 turtle doves yesterday[yes turtle doves exist Kevin got 2 in Home Alone 2] and personally it is a little over a fortnight until well if you know you know what.

Alright,alright I'll admit it I don't really need or want those gifts,it was just fun to type up.What I'd really love to see is Asm work on her novel[I thank her for letting me read it,but really she left off in the middle of a conversation and albeit of an important one that could very well shape the rest of the book{ok,ok I dunno about that but hey,a guy can guess}],snow,world peace, and Warriorcats regain glory

I've gotten back to blogging reviews my last reviews were reviews of Nintendo, Super Nintendo,PlayStation[consoles],Firefox[Web Browser], and Wave Race 64[video game] and on this blog I made early New Years Resolutions and that's it for blog stuff

For Christmas Eve the family went out to visit realtives I spent time DS'ing with KB,bothering Asm and Emmza, singing Christmas Carols,and of course going crazy with all that food. After the party when we got home Ma and Pa collapsed,Asm and I camped out next to the Christmas Tree and the very next day,after getting all the presents opened[I got a house key,DVD's of Pirates of the Carribean:At World's End, The Chronicles of Narnia movies{The Lion,the Witch,and the Wardrobe and Prince Caspian},Pajama bottoms,sunday clothes,personal stuff I'd rather not talk about and that's about it but it's better than poor ol' Pa who just got a bar of soap]. So anyway Uncle John and his daughers came over for an afternoon and we played Apples to Apples the whole time the results were hilarious. Then we headed back to Walnut Creek to visit "The Cousins"(Uncle Eric,Aunt Sally,Colter,KB,Emmza,and Mitchy) we ate,sang more christmas carols, and ran from a fire which started because a log went crazy so kilted up Eric did a fire caber tilt,but the"caber" dropped and the room caught fire[according to Mitchy the room still smells of smoke] now I was hanging out with their kitty while this was happenning so when people ran I was like huh?.The next day was lazing around,then eating like hell when the string party started. Today everyone just hung around watching Psych,Chronicles of Narnia:Prince Caspian and doing a puzzle while I played Battalion Wars.

Enough????? Too bad this isn't the last blog post I'll be back on Monday(Or Tuesday if I end up on the ski trip I hope for)

-Uber Psycho Tom

P.S. Hope you have New Years Resolutions ready,and no I have no Bumper Sticker of the Day for I have not left the house

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Early New Years Resolutions

I'm done thinking about what I want for Christmas. I either have to wait for my birthday or what I want is impossible.I just read Asm's blog and she listed 5 impossible things she wanted.As much as I'd love to wallow in doom and gloom. I think I'll work on New Years Resolutions

I know,I know it's early but hey the Holidays(Christmas,Hanukah,Kwanzaa) hid behind a bush and while I was stressing about my grades,they came up and pounced on me.I'm not gonna let New Years do the same. Ok here's what I got so far

1. To be a little more optimistic[even if pessimism is often the more real]

2. Be a bit more productive

3. Try harder for better grades

4. Become financially stable

5.Stop being a procrastinator

6.Stop cursing

7.Change this ugly template

8.Pray harder to get out of this growth spurt

9.Contribute more to world peace[I'll probably break this one but hey one can wish and set goals anyway]

10. To remind myself to work on these resolutions

11.Get more to read my blog

Well that's it

-Uber Psycho Tom

Monday, December 22, 2008

Let the Fun Begin

Let the fun begin,need I say more?????

Alright if my life is really that exciting and fun I might as well humor ya'.

After Wednesday things started getting so easy. Wednesday was a regular mediocre day, on Thursday it was mostly mediocre except we[the class] spent all of 2nd period preparing for Exhibition Night.After that pretty mediocre until after school in which case everything was tense.Dad was angered by being misinformed about the amount of lentils to make,Mom was looking for lid. I was running late,figuring it would take forever I took a mad dash back down to school

At Exhibition Night there was pizza,more pizza,and more pizza so the lentil dish stuck out and almost none of it got eatin'. Exhibition Night is best described as an Open House and if you don't what an Open House is,oh go stick your finger in food processor and anger a mountain lion.So I basically was presenting a chemistry lab where you dip a stick into formulas like sodium chloride or copper nitrate and then put it around the edge of a flame and looked for color changes in the flames. Don't ask if we worked with Dihydrogen monoxide,that would extinguish the fire. I also found that he freshman were better debaters than we[the class again] were

The next day I saw MILK (2008),killer movie left many of us tearing up when poor ol' Milk died(no not the drink) Harvey Milk the first gay supervisor and politician of San Francisco.4MI (For more information) look my review at http://madmonkey64.blogspot.com/2008/12/independence-day-and-milk.html

After seeing Milk I've just been hanging around doin' nuttin'

Happy Holidays

-Uber Psycho Tom

P.S. Let the fun begin

BUMPER STICKER OF THE DAY: Who needs drugs? I go broke buying books

Monday, December 15, 2008

Not quite at the Holidays yet

We're not quite at the holidays yet but we're almost there

I don't know if that's a good thing for everyone here but for me it's great

So far I've been working on a history essay,studying a species I already know about and then forced to make a lousy poster about it.Stupid Environmental Science class I still wish I was in that Ceramics class I signed myself up for.I was on a role,the teacher was nice and the students weren't troublemakers.

It's almost like Ms. Morris' Deranged Spanish class of Doom last year.Only the students and I get along well and the teacher keeps messing with my grades.

I look forward to mostly to Exhibition Night,where yours truly works with flames on a gas burner dip a rod into certain chemicals and see the freakish color changes,much more fun in action than on paper.I'm also at a moral vs justice crossroads.I want to see MILK (That new movie a about Harvey Milk,the first openly homosexual politician in California maybe even the U.S. altogether, anyway he was assassinated along with then mayor George Moscone in 1978 but the movie examines more of his life than that which interests me).Now me I have nothing against gays and would like to see what it's about but the movie is R rated.It is in my personal code not to watch R rated movies,I saw one once it was in class and I didn't know it was R rated(it was about a guy a who hated being a guy and wished to be a dame,so it was transgender that's not reason enough to rate a movie R).Unlike that other R rated movie I was talking about,this one has good reasons like having strong language and sexual stuff. I shouldn'rt judge a movie by some content but yet I can't shake off the idea of all that profanity and smutt.I just dunno what to do? HOnest answer I don't want any "don't see it you'll go to hell" or "God will hate you for watching it" none of that South Baptist stuff.


Other than that just 3 weeks til my birthday, and a week til' Christmas give or take.I've also been listening to Pillage by Obert Skye,interesting audio book and uh that's about it. Oh and if that Camp Pillow of mine takes over again lemme know

-Uber Psycho Tom

BUMPER STICKER OF THE DAY: No Bumper Sticker of the Day

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

The Tale of Ultimate Boredom

No the character of this tale is not named Ultimate Boredom.Such a character might be much more interesting than this.

No it is the desperate struggle of Uber Psycho Tom as he tries to survive the final 2 weeks before the holidays and the 5th week before his birthday

He barely survived the grueling NDV rehearsals of doom which he loathed to death.He had better things to do rather than play the instrument which bound him for 8 years and walk up a huge hills with tons of weight on him [backpack and violin]. He finally finished a trilogy of a review of mascots and after the concert ate as many cookies and goldfish and crackers with cheese and of course soda.No Irn-Bru sadly but a disgusting potion of Ginger Ale,Dr. Pepper,Sprite, Fruit Punch,and Diet Coke kept him satisfied.

He is currently doing his homework and asked me to blog this nonsense.Being the sadisitic person I am I went right ahead so he could kill readers through boredom.

He worked hard on the CASHEE(California High School Exit Exam) while I well I just sat back and played Battalion wars on his GameCube.

"Uh-oh" I said " here he comes I'd better run"

Sorry for all that odd narration folks it was that dang Camp Pillow of mine wasn't it.Well he forgot to mention that school was a hell hole today

"Isn't it always?"Camp Pillow said

"Yes but this one was really boring"I replied back to my Camp Pillow " Now go"

Ugh! sorry again,well at least I'm not up at 4 am doing some weird project like Seagull or obsessing over some Pokemon theme like Asm

"Much worse" Camp Pillow replied.

I"ll go deal with that annoying pillow and my laptop savings knowing him he probably ate all my cash.

I"ll end this weird post now

-Uber Psycho Tom

BUMPER STICKER OF THE DAY: Wouldn't you rather be behind a book?

Saturday, December 6, 2008

The Monkey World Weekend Edition:Issue 18

Amazing,..... To think in 3 weeks all of the Christmas excitement will be over and in not quite 6 weeks I will be 16.

In midst of this I have to perform in a concert on Sunday and go to 2 rehersals. 2 dumb rehersals with no real food.I've said this before,...I think. I #$%^ hate the violin[If I don't use comic curses I'll use real ones and I'm trying to cut back on that] and I've been forced into giving up my time for 8 years which means means I don't get to see some of the friends I'd like to see and I'd be stuck with Leffler.

Luckly each concert has a lot of goodies and this one is right by Chinatown which means lots o' pork bao.Pork Bao is like this huge doughy but sweet roll[eat hot or it tastes like glue] then has a sweet layer of pork on the inside.


Since I hate it so much but I have no choice I'm thinking of charging her for it

Ok done with that

Currently beatin' Sonic Adventure 2, and last watched Ever After.

-UberPsycho Tom

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

The Birthday Countdown Continues

Last post I made there was 9 weeks left,now 2 weeks have passed.

Ok on Tuesday basically it was a good day.I being the psycho I am decided to try something less sadistic.I wish I could say it was simply to creep y'all out. No Ma wanted me to get my Duty to God award out of the way so I had to do a project.Me I don't see the point of doing all this annoying scripture memorizing(except the sacrament prayers those I should memorize) all just for one little award.The project was to make dinner for the homeless at the Downtown Men's Shelter.

Me and my crew made a tasty Lentil Soup,Salad,Brownies[ok ok Ma did that part] and we made enough for ourselves and the 70 homeless guys and workers.After that we watched an NCIS,I fell asleep at the most critical part and was like hey what???

After NCIS(That's on Tonight) I collapsed and it was Wednesday.For most of the day I hung around the house trying to beat Sonic Adventure 2.Good game check out my review on my other blog.I also posted a review of my top and bottom Mascots and shall until I get to the worst and tops.After that the computer was taken back to the shop.

In the night we left for Walnut Creek. I mostly played Super Smash Bros. Melee,but I finally saw Kung Fu Panda and Iron Man that kept me up til' 1 the next day. 3 hours later KB(or Ketchup-Bun becuase Madi's the only person I know who'd eat buns plain with ketchup) woke up and I didn't sleep much after that. So all the cousins were put on a hike up Mt. Diablo,I found out Greg was going on a longer,less wussy hike.I opted for that one instead.We walked from Clayton[which Colson is based off of in one of Mull's novels] up 5 miles to where the others started. It was at first flat but eventually got steeper and steeper til' you wondered if it would ever end.By the time we reached the top it was so foggy it wasn't funny. I got back and managed to get home before the other guys. I enjoyed a game of Spud with Asm,Emmza,Sahara, and all the other cousins my age.Then Aunt Tina came over. I dunno about the others but I went crzy with all the food and still wasn't satisfied. We had a good little gathering.Then went pumpkin pie crazy.

I went home with Tina,she stayed overnight with us and nothing exciting happened on Firday.

On Saturday we cousins gathered again this time for bike ride.Ok the route was annoyingly flat and boring and the destination was a train museum.Now to someone who likes trains or a parent raising someone who likes trains that's interesting.But to others it's like ghoing to a box factory where boxes are made or listening to Sonic R's music aka DULLSVILLE!!!!!!! I'll admit I was impressed with size an execution but come on it's just trains.Then we biked to Jamba Juice,I biked back drinking my Chocolate Mo'od,sometimes with no hands.

After all this excitement posting this blog is probably the most extrordinary thing worth mentioning. Oh yeah and I got a new video game "Battalion Wars"

7 weeks left til good ol' 16.

-Uber Psycho Tom

Bumper Sticker of the Day: Yee' haw is not a foreign policy!!!