The Hidden Profile of the madmonkeyrider

I am so weird,so psychotic you'd think I was a hermit.Maybe I am,maybe I'm not but I'll tell you what I am certainly not a retard.I am a picky man with everything,books,food, and even video games. I like to freak my enemies out by making them think I'm out to kill them. TV and me don't mix if it wasn't for Simpsons,Family Guy, NCIS and the fact that my video game system needs it I'd throw that thing out. By the time you finish reading this I'll probably be cruising on my Trek bike. Might I add I'm a dinosaur. I barely know how to post this blog profile let alone program a computer. Books rock if they are good few fit my standards(Lemony Snicket,Seekers and Warriorcats fit a few). I also made up my own language.Currently working on a fun novel,Icelandic language and culture and getting muscles.I like all temperatures so long as it's below 120 F and above-20 F.My kinda afternoon is a hot afternoon sleeping in a hammock taking a siesta with lemonade.My evening is cold with a book,hot choclate in a rocking chair near a fire.I'll admit to being lifeless....for now.Say that to my face and you'll be literally lifeless heh heh heh

Video Game Currently Played

  • Tomb Raider
  • Diddy Kong Racing DS

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Basketball to Outta Hee-uh

Yesterday after dinner and an exhausting Cross-Country run,BF(for the last time Best Friend not Boy Friend I's not gay) asked me to play ball,I had nothin else to do why decline,so I headed out and played alittle.Lou(across-the-street neighbor) brought hice neice Fallon(very cute girl,but I already got someone[sorta]) and we hung out for a little while playing basketball with the dogs and then Asm came up and we hung out til' 11.Now it's off to Granny's House(driving us to Oakland at 5 am so it' makes sense to stay beforehand) and yeah not much else

Done wasting a few mins of your life and next post is 9 days from now

-Uber Psycho Tom

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Day 2 Before AZ

Day 2 before AZ is right.I've mentioned idk how many times that  I'm off to Arizona for a family reunion.Me,Ma, and Asm leave at 4 am to AZ,hope I can wake up

I mentioned my 10 Poisonous Video Games that make better Toilet Paper(-1/20-0/20) and I also have 2 other video games that make my tops.

I'll start with the good

1.Super Mario Kart[SNES,1992](My second favorite Mario Kart,and with the whole concept rested on this game plus a Challenging Rainbow Road this game gets 20/20 yeah my comparison says different but that'x cuz' 2 things suck,and yeah)

2.Vectorman[Genesis,1995](I love the whole plot it's sorta like WaLL-e where humans leave Earth,and it's got might graphics,excellent gameplay,real challenge{I can't get past first level} it's only fair this gets 20/20)

Now for the 10 stinkers

10.Sonic Shuffle[Dreamcast,2000](This game alone could ruin Dreamcast's reputation as the white box with 200 hard-core games,it's not a party game your stuck with cards and annoying minigames ech!)

9.Bubsy 3D[PlayStation,1997](The cat has a smile of molester,you can only walk straight,the world's look like milk cartons made by infants)

8.The Smurfs[NES,1992](Horrible controls,I already hate the characters,and lotsa' lag)

7.Superman 64[Nintendo 64,1999](A shame this ended up on my favorite system,SUperman looks like a log,no buildings,everythings the same color and all you do is fly through rings)

6.Altered Beast[PlayStation 2,2005](The first was ok,but when it went 3D it lost ;plot and everything went monotonous andt he graphics are sloppy)

5.Fight for Life[Atari Jaguar,1996](It's not fighting,it a game that melted it's graphics to soup where you can't do a thing)

4.Captain Novolin[SNES,1992](A retarded character who fights evil pastries and makes fun of diabetes,I love pastries go away)

3.Kabuki Warriors[Xbox,2001](No,plot,bad fighting,and you could KO with with your buttox,a video game that does that isn't just crappy it's despicable)

2.Custer's Revenge[Atari 2600,1983](What a kind of video game makes you be a naked general doging arrows and rape an Indian girl,answer a really bad one that's sexist should be banned from your house)

1The others got 0/20 and Shuffle got .5/20but this is so bad it's got dumped in a landfill,I call it......

E.T.[Atari 2600,1982](What you should do is collect tools to call your aliens home and get off Earth,what you actually di is fall into pits and get bandages for you ears before they bleed from terrible sounds,-1/20)

And like I said they make better Toilet Paper and what's this The Jaguar looks like a Toilet seat and le gasp the PSX looks like a port-potty toilet.If you need to use the bathroom but are too busy playing good games,clean up the mess with these

They're are thousands of others that are bad only 10 make 1 and lower. Like only 12 make 20/20.Those 10 aren't just crappy they don't just have bad characters or graphics or even a stupid plot.Oh no they look really retarded and aren't playable or are too playble(Kabuki Warriors)

Monday, July 21, 2008

Sonic Racer reviews

I was going to review Matilda bu I thought since I just reviewed Mario 3D games and Mario Kart it would be most appropriate to compare them tooooooo......... SONIC's counterparts.Mario is often praised while Sonic ehm! not so much

I'll start off with the racers.(I never compare controls becuae I like controllers and love adjusting)

Sonic Drifts 1&2

Platform:Sega Game Gear
Years:1993&1994
Character Score:5/20(not enough and too basic)
Innovativeness:6/20
Graphics for Time:15/20
Concept:12/20
Presentation:3/20
Average Track Score:3/20
Music:4/20(fares slightly better than Sonic R,after all sometimes silence is golden[I recall it silent at least])

Final:5/20(most mediocre games get this score at lowest to 10,only Seanbaby's Crastravaganza and my"10 Poisonous Video Games That Make Better Toilet Paper")

onto the foot based 3D racing.....Sonic R

Sonic R

Platform:Sega Saturn
Year:1997
Character Score:9/20(I loved the Metal Characters and Super Sonic,not to original but oh well)
Innovativeness:6/20(Foot-based was alright,but nothing real big)
Graphics for Time:12/20(Kinda blocky but I love the color,and someimes it rivals Mario Kart 64)
Concept:14/20(Excellent concept,but I could find ones lightyears better)
Presentation:6/20(It shows a kinda minigame-like and sloppy presentation)
Average Track Score:5/20(I loved Regal Ruin,but the other 4 were total trash)
Music:3/20(Worst music for a video game ever,I hate good Pop as it is,this isn't even good,sometimes silence is golden)

Final:8/20

I have only played the first Sonic Riders so that's the only one I can review

Platform:Gamecube,PlayStation 2,Xbox
Year:2006
Character Score:15/20(this is where Riders fares best,I like the variety)
Innovativeness:6/20
Graphics for Time:10/20(kinda Wind Waker like and Wind Waker was not loved for it's graphics)
Concept:8/20
Presentation:11/20(Mediocre but at least it wasn't sloppy)
Average Track Score:3/20(With the current and all I can't play on them,they're just not playable)
Music:3/20(Dreadfully awful,better than R's but not much)

Final:8/20

Actually I like R better despite the medium score,but somethings in Riders were outstanding,while R was all the same.See the lowest score for Mario Kart was 16/20(80/100) while the lowest score for the Sonic Racers was 5/20(abt.30/100) and yes I've decided for the score mesdium tyo be 20 instead of Famitsu's 40,casual reviewers 5,or standards of 100/10

That's it

-Uber Psycho Tom




A whole lotta Nuttin'

Lke the title says who whole lotta nuttin' is going on.I've beaten my video games,walked a lot,posted too much,and have seen all the movies I intend to see(Ok,ok I still wanna see The Forbidden Kingdom and The Dark Knight) the site is dead,I lost pen pal contact,and Arizona isn't for 3 days agh!.

There are days I wish I was Seth and in such a situation as he in Fablehaven.Then I could see fairies and pixies and brownies,ya' know and life wouldn't be so boring.Spot the fawn is out except he has little horn bumps on the head.I've read Fablehaven and Fablehaven:Rise of the Evening Star and am trying to read Fablehaven:The Great Shadow Plague(or so I think it's called),I can't seem to get into it.


I'll try again,but I wish I had some Sour Patch Kids,Fresca, ahmmock and it was sunny.

You know what,enough of wasting your time,I'm outta' here


AGGGGGGGGGGG! Need sugar!!!!!!! MUST RAID COOKIE DOUGH!!!!!!

-Uber Psycho Tom

Saturday, July 19, 2008

The Monkey World Weekend Edition:Issue Four

Welcome to the Monkey World Weekend Edition. For this issue I think I'll discuss my day

Ok so far I've walked up the hill after a cup of quality hot chocolate(becuase Music camp had Nestle packets,eck! but hazelnut cream helped).Got a haircut,dropped Dad off at BART for airport,donated to Goodwill, went to Office Depot where I found the laptop of my dreams(Acer Extensa,too bad it has Windows Vista though because ugh! Microsoft really needs to fix Vista,but it's cheap and has everything else).Got 3 movies at movie store(Who needs Comcast,I don't wanna end up like the humans in WALL-E) and watched on utube "WBNA Live '08",hilarious I tell you(No offense butWNBA is really not that good,I don't even like NBA or even Basketball itself).Helped Genun with his Eagle Scout Project and went to a BBQ.

Me and Zary got in a fight when he stole something of mine.I asked nicely,then I demanded then I resorted to more sadistic,gross tactics.Finally he ripped it up,I wasn't going to just start a brawl so I let it go.Then all I did was eat,eat,eat,and eat with some guzzling of water.

Then I took another walk home and now I'm here typing this blog

Thanks for reading THE MONKEY WORLD WEEKEND EDITION and Post 20,comment or die

-Uber Psycho Tom

Friday, July 18, 2008

Music Camp

Well Music Camp is over and I'm back,let's see

1.Rafting on a floatie
2.Chats realted to video games
3.Hikes
4.Concerts and Practice Sessions(it's still music camp)
5.Eating
6.Sleeping
7.Building sand baths
8.Attempted self-burial in sand

That's what I did for 5 days.I can't say much more beacuse not much else happenned to me except a sunburn that covered by whole back.

Well now I have

- A reunion in Arizona
-Utah
-Scout Camp

School almost seems fun after all this excitement

Saturday, July 12, 2008

The Monkey World Weekend Edition:Issue Three

I'll spell the number out til' I reach 10 but for now the #'s are spelled out.

I think I'll turn this into a WALL-E Review,since all the usual Monkey World Weekend Edition things are packed an earlier post,but you're tired off all this.

If I wasn't a Mormon I probably would've killed someone sghamelessly and brutally,thanks to that though I now just sadistically beat those who get in my way. Enough of his foxdung onto WALL-E

So anyway WALL-E ok heres the synopsis:

Humans have abandoned the dirty landfilled Earth and left WALL-E units to clean the mess,most of them die.And the 5 year cruise becomes 700 years.By then the humans have become lazy blobs who are inanimate objects to robots.Meanwhile on Earth a white robot named EVE and WALL-E meet up.WALL-E is smitten but when she has an odd reaction to a plant,WALL-E must get her back to Axiom,where the humans are.

I'd say this is one of Pixar's best(Like Toy Story 2 and The Incredibles),anyway it looks like a quiet,boring movie but it's really exciting plus they sound so cute. Even if it is boring,cut it slack man,I mean c'mon the main characters din't say much other then "WALL-E,or EVE, or Mo",only the few lazy bolbs talked and they came in at the end.

Animation:20/20
Plot:18/20
Execution:20/20
Character Likeability:20/20

Final:20/20

Next post i dunno when

-Uber Psycho Tom

The Packed Summer Resumes

Yup,that's right I said for posts and posts since the blog's begginning my summer is packed.

Well So far I've gone through the following

1.A 2 week Tour in Scotland and England(mmm' Irn Bru)
2.An overnigth at Granny's(not that that's really an ordeal or problem)
3.A day in the Santa Cruz Mountains(Boring Dance,Crappy Food,Slanted position for bag but the activities make up for it[ex:walking on a tightrope bridge])

and I still have.....

4.Music Camp in Nevada
5.A Family Reunion in Arizona
6. A few days in Utah(Being a Mormon that's not too bad)
7 Scout Camp for a week


Oy yoy yoy! If only they axed out music camp for France(I'm a listener of music not a peformer,at least at heart)

Sometimes I wish I had one simple 2 months,and 2 weeks of just Eat,Sleep,Read,Drink,Crap,Electronics,and Cycling.

Oh well this is gonna be an adventure.

see ya' I dunno when.

-Uber Psycho Tom

P.S. After this goes to blog limbo comment or die

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Copying Beethoven

I watched a movie called "Copying Beethoven".It was about Beethoven's every triumph and failure around the time of the 9th Symphony(1824)

The main character is a woman of 23 named Anna Holtz(potrayed by Diane Kruger[Ben's girlfriend in National Treasure]) who is sent out by theschool she came from to Vienna to work at Beethoven's(Ed Harris) copier(copies and sends out Beethoven's work basically).In the movie Beethoven is a madman,insane despises everyone just about.Ed Harris plays out Beethoven well as does Diane Kruger with her part but the set seemed a little off and it's too loosely based(like 2003 Cheaper by the Dozen or 2005's Pride and Predjudice[the only movie more annoying than this one is Time Bandits w/Lauren Holly as the actress those 2 combo's would be hell].I could certainly get used to Beethoven's suggested (behavior the only part I don't doubt is the drinking).Down to the scores

Presentation:9/20
Kruger's Role:18/20
Harris' Role:20/20
Set:12/20
Execution:17/20

Final:14/20

It certainly doesn't make my top,Rotten Tomatoes gave it 22%(which is equilavent to my 4/20 since I round instead of resorting to decimals) which is extremely underating it but it's not that great either but it's certainly watchable

That's all

-Uber Psycho Tom

The Video to Overnight

For once something I actually planned for Summer came an Overnight at Granny's,You'd think it would be boring, and unexciting and lots'back in my day' stories, but it's not.Lotsa cookies here and movies there.But I'll get to that later I'll start off with Tuesday after the Mario Kart comparison.

Ok so after the Mario Kart comparison I read the newspaper when,BF(once again Best Friend not Boyfriend I'm not gay,and no this is not reverse cycology) came up to my house and both of us went up to the remains of"The Swing".The Swing used to be a fun,long,blue rope swing that went30 feet of the ground at highest but one day,it fell  off and a replacement was put.Oh joy! Back to the fun right???? WRONG it goes a yard off the ground, it's on the lowest branch, and leg holes are now hand holes.

So after that we both headed to the Dixon's house.Those little girls are evil.... they tried to kill me.Since they were leaving we left and watched "The Pacifier",I'll review on a school day when I'm actually around more.Anyway then Leffler(forget Mac Nerd that doesn't stick) came over and we started cane stick fencing(it was fun until it wasn't).A little later Asm,BF,and Leffler came up with an idea to make a utube video.After that I got into all sorts of mayhem.I got all this"don't touch that or I'll shoot my LEGO bazooka at you(I saw it tested it dents aluminum,it hurts) and your "N64 privileges don't the drain".I'm like What a control freak eventually I get sick of his antics and shoot a nerf bullet at the mac and soon leave.After that it's Cross Country practice and then nothing worth potsing except.......... a call from Granny.The call is an invitation for a stay at her place which is cool.

So the next day I get ready to go and we head off to Subway for luch w/ Aunt Jan. After that a good game of cards(Skip-Bo to be precise,and it's not as gay[no offense to gays out there] as it sounds) and then a boring hour of violin practice(sheer torture I play against my will because Ma won't leave me alone about it).Later we haed off to see WALL-E"I'll review that next post,unless I come across a better video game".The only I'll tell you is it's about 2 robots that fall in love 800 years after humans have abandoned Earth and become lazy blobs.Then I jus hang around till dinner.We had a delicious tomato soup with corn in it.After that we watched a movie"Matilda"(which of course is based off of Roald Dahl's book) I'll review that sometime as well.

So then we had breakfast(Hot Chocolate and waffles) and watched"Copying Beethoven" and then another boring practice session and then headed off and here I am now.

Here's my  to review movie list

1.Copying Beethoven
2.WALL-E
3.Matilda
4.The Pacifier


Copying Beethoven review coming up

-Uber Psycho Tom

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Mario Kart Comparison

Yea 2 posts one day,I'm really going for it I don't intend to post tomorrow and my sister Asm has gone so crazy with her novel "The Stones of Destiny" she must have the computer more so yeah.The novel isn't that bad,but I'm once again posing about a video game comparison(once again non-video gamers don't read on)

Yesterday it was 3D Mario's now it's the best racing franchise(except maybe for Out Run or Crusin') ever it is famous for having the same concept but different niches per game since is debut in 1992.Still don't know? Turtle Shells,Bananas,Items Boxes,Mario? Give up it's (drumroll)........MARIO KART!!!!!

Lets start with the original and most challenging Super Mario Kart

Super Mario Kart

Platform:SNES
Year:1992
Character Score:20/20(Yes most use 10 some use % some use 100,Famitsu uses 40 I use 20)
Innovativeness:20/20(Mode 7 anyone?)
Graphics for Time:20/20
Challenge:20/20
Presentation:15/20
Battle:12/20
Average Track Score:17/20
Music:10/20

 Final:17/20(Some of it's overrated,for the time it did the job,If these weren't averages.It would be 19/20)

NExt we have the first 3D and standard setter for the future Mario Kart 64(this also my favorite)

Mario Kart 64

Platform:Nintendo 64(like I've said before my favorite system)
Year:1996/7
Character Score: 20/20
Innovativeness:20/20(3D Graphics,Mirror Mode)
Graphics for Time:19/20(2D characters and items?)
Challenge:18/20
Presentation:18/20
Battle:20/20(the best battle ever,and intro to 4 player split screen)
Average Track Score:20/20
Music:20/20

Final:19/20(It's a perfect but the graphics score messed the averages up)

It's underated,handheld,and a mix of the first 2 what is it,it is Mario Kart Super Circuit/Advance


Mario Kart Super Circuit

Platform:Game Boy Advance
Year: 2001(First game of the 3rd millenium congratulations!)
Character Score:15/20(Same N64 characters,bring in Kamek for goodness sake)
Innovativeness: 14/20(Only real innovation is Multiplayer and Ghost Trade)
Graphics for Time:20/20(Mode 7 for handheld)
Challenge:20/20(Oh yes it's pretty difficult that 150 cc,but it's got good repay value w SNES remakes)
Presentation:19/20
Battle:17/20
Average Track Score:20/20(Best 2D tracks ever)
Music:18/20

Final:18/20

Now for the  2 charcater kart, perfect 3D characters, and LAN Mode it's Mario Kart Double Dash



Mario Kart Double Dash

Platform:GameCube
Year:2003
Character Score:13/20(good layout for characters bad acting)
Innovativeness:19/20(2 characters-per kart,LAN Mode,Bomb-Omb Blast,Shine Thief,but no online)
Graphics for Time:20/20
Challenge:12/20
Presentation:20/20(Excellent Presentation it hides everything else)
Battle: 19/20(Concept excellent,variety excellent,excution and arenas need work)
Average Track Score:18/20(Excellent ideas and shortcuts,basic ones stink though)
Music:12/20(Worst Mario kart Music ever,at least SMK has an excuse for being 10 it's just started but this?)

Final:17/20

Now for the latest handheld,2 screen,online,bot-battled Mario Kart DS



Mario Kart DS

Platform:Nintendo DS
Year:2005
Character Score:16/20(multiple karts,one character what was wrong with go-karts?)
Innovativeness:20/20(Online,bot-battles)
Graphics for Time:15/20(Cheesy graphics that seem average)
Challenge:19/20(More challenging than appearence but it's still not notorious)
Presentation:14/20(I personally don't cvare for the presentation of the game)
Battle:17/20(Not as addicting as it's 3D console buddies 64 ,DD or Wii)
Average Track Score: 20/20(I like the tracks alot 64 still has the edge though)
Music:13/20(The tracks and music aren't compatible)

Final:17/20(it acually fares worse than DD and Super fares better but by fairness they tie)

Now for the 6 of 6 the online and motorcycles wii have Mario Kart Wii


Mario Kart Wii

Platform:Wii
Year:2008
Character Score:12/20(too many characters and karts and acting sucks)
Innovativeness:20/20
Graphics for Time:20/20(It's awesome baby,perfect lighting mmm)
Challenge:N/a
Presentation:20/20(I see videos of it I like the presentation)
Battle:17/20(It's nice better than DS's by what I hear and see but it doesn't have it's 3D precursors edge plus no free for all demoting the score to 17)
Average Track Score:19/20(Better than DD worse than DS and 64,but at least they're seems to have some effort made I can't help but feel it's Super Mario Galaxy Kart)
Music:15/20

Final:16/20(I left out challenge because personalluy haven't played it but I've seen other reviews and seen videos on utube,otherwise it'd be like the others)

Mario Kart 64 wins and Wii is in dead last but I haven't really expierienced it,of the 5 I've played DS appears last

Thus ending this long post and review

Hope you enjoyed(This might be the last thing you see before you doie of WoW addiction)

-Uber Psycho Tom





Travels,Travels,Travels Galore

Lotsa' travels I've done.I love traveling especially hwen the destination is domestic on the east coast since most of my travels are European.Lets see I've gone out of CA/NV(California,Nevada) area in the years

1999
2003
2005
2007
2008

The places I've gone: Delaware,New Jersey,Maryland,Italy,Hawaii,Switzerland,Austria,Czech Republic,England,Scotland,Colorado,Utah,Arizona,Texas,Massetchusetts, and Ireland

Where I'd like to go:France,Spain,Denmark,Iceland,Washington D.C.,Mexico,Canada,Germany,Rhode Island,Wales,New York,Washington,Oregon,Russia and Alaska

Monday, July 7, 2008

Super Mario 64 vs Sunshine vs Galaxy vs New Super Mario Bros.

For those who hate video games don't bother reding this post,this one is dedicated to the 3d Mario games

These games are worthy unlike it's clones(playing 3D Sonic is like putting pepperoni in a friut cocktail it can't be done)

Anyway lets start with controls

Winner:Suer Mario 64(everything is manuvered perfectly and that analog stick is awesome)
Runner-Up: New Super Mario Bros.(Pretty much a 2 button game,sadly not a huge moveset but,it's not horrible)
Ultimate Loser:Super Mario Galaxy(Too much shaking,plus it just doesn't feel as smooth)


Graphics(for time)

Winner:Super Mario Sunshine(Dreamy graphics,brightly colored Mario looks great
Runner-Up:Super Mario Galaxy(They are advanced for Wii and good but Ian't help but feel it's Sunshine with better lighting)
Ultimate Loser:New Super Mario Bros.(64 was praised highly because it was first 3d,this is just mediocre,average DS graphics)

Power-Ups

Winner:Super Mario Galaxy(What are there  9 amazing power-ups[Bee Mario's my favorite] some are old ones from NES era like Fire Flower)
Runner-Up:Super Mario 64(I didn't like New Super Mario Brios. power-ups,the only real good ones were Shell Mario and MEga Mario but 64's were innovative and outstading plus you could be all of them at once sometimes)
Ultimate Loser:Super Mario SUnshine(What power-ups all I see are 2 extra FLUDD nozzles,at least NEw Super Mario Bros had power ups)

Levels

Winner:Super Mario 64(15 levels and secret stars and they're all open with variety)
Runner-Up: Super Mario Sunshine(8 levels that seem to be the same, but the secrets are nice)
Ultimate Loser:New Super Mario Bros.(Linear,3D do they mix????)

Boss Battles

Winner:Super Mario Galaxy(It's awesome they're alot of them and the final is killer)
Runner-Up:Super Mario 64(New Super Mario Bros. were too easy and then I couldn't reach em',but in this one 3 Boss levels each the same but hard)
Ultimate Loser:Super Mario Sunshine(One Boss Battle easy to access and  I beat it on first try)

Hub

Winner:Super Maio Sunsine(Delffino Plaza was groundbreaking and it felt like a level,not just a hub I wished it was real once)
Runner Up:Super Mario Galaxy(Comet Observatory has more to it that meets the eye plus all these areas ooooh I'm shivering)
Ultimate Loser:NEw Super Mario Bros.(Super Mario 64's was excellent but it wasn't as remarkable as the others,but it had a hub New Super Mario Bros. is linewr and it has 8 worlds sorta like hubs but they lack somethings so it's out)

Audio

Winner:Super Mario 64(Who hasn't felt like they were gonna cringe once at Bowser Battles or felt like they went through a winter wonderland at Snowman's Land,it has all the nostalgia I need)
Runner Up:Super Mario Sunshine(This was close but not even Beach Bowl,Gusty Garden or Good Egg could match the musical might of....Delfino Plaza,Noki Bay,Bianco Hills,Sand Bird Theme,Pinna Park,or the Underwater theme)
Ultimate Loser:New Super Mario Bros. (Completley bland except World 1 and 8,it left much to be desired)

Sunshine and Galaxy have won twice,Mario 64 is the ultimate winner of 3 times and New Mario Bros. once, so I guess it lost,but then again it's kinda 2.5D so it has gameplay sorta inbetween so it's not completely fair

Longest post complete, I'll go play some 3d Mario's right now

-Uber Psycho Tom

Saturday, July 5, 2008

The Monkey World Weekend Edition:Issue Two

Welcome back to the Monkey World Weekend Edition

Instead of a tour reminisence I thought I'd just write about yesterday and the day before,I'll start with after Cross Country

Anyway I took my bike to  the regional park, where I met up with the team and we ran ran up a bumpy trail and then around an insect nfested resvervoir it was beautiful but the bugs where up in my face ugh!I was really tired at the end and had to stay an hour before I had enough energy to take the bike home. Eventually I got my bike but I reached a somewhat steep hill and right in the middle........SPIIING!!!! the chain comes entirely off and coiled u ,I try to fix it but to no avail, so I walk to the bus stop I try to call(cell phone of course) but ummm lets see lots of trees, not may wires that's right NO SIGNAL.So I walk on up the road but then I see atrail that'll keep me safe from cars....oh joy a thin bumpy trail.An hour later I'm back on the road I don't want to take to long so I coast  down the road and find a cyclist who attempts to fix it.It turns out a link has split entirely. So I take it home and that's it ca't use it for a while till it's fixed or I get a new chain.Until 4;00 pm the next day it's eat,sleep,computer,and video games.At 4 pm I headed off to a 4th of July party since I.There seemed to only be one thing to do.........EAT which I did kept that up for a few hours with a few trampoline breaks.And I got back at 5 hours later out of sheer boredom and got 12 hours of sleep and here I am posting it

That's all on  The Monkey World Weekend Edition

- Uber Psycho Tom

Thursday, July 3, 2008

Post 10

Well I've just realized this is my tenth post since I started this blog.

And since you saw a post yesterday,I srvived cross-country practice,now this is the 2nd day and this time in the hills

Luckily I have running shoes to compliment the bumpy,dirt course of Wildcat Gorge Trail

Oh Bluestar I'm hungry,but I have a freakin' cold. Atchoo! yup it's back.And my stomach's woozy(I took a dare to drink a few shots of straight Cherry syrup,that stuffs nasty)

Tomorrows blog is on Tour reminisence and maybe a Super Smash Bros. Brawl review

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Yo Estoy Mucho Aburrido!

For those who don't speak Spanish, Yo Estoy Mucho Aburrido means I am very bored.

And I am,so far today all I've done is chores and computer.I've finished the Sisters Grimm books I have,I've beaten most of my video games(except Sonic Adventure 2 but I can't get past the first boss).I've been on the computer too much.And I don't feel like walking, I guess the only to do is snack but that leaves frothing.

It doesn't help that my sister Asm brought over her real annoying 'pen pal' Natahsha.A long time ago maybe hings would've been ok but well they've shown themselves so yeah. I wish Jesse(known as BF for now) and BF is for Best Friend not Boyfriend becuase I'm not Gay.Either way I wish he was still here.

At least tomorrow I got Cross-Country but for now I'm a bored-ass(mind my tongue)

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Cross Country Today

Like the title suggests Berkeley High starts Cross Country Practice today,obviously I am with the team,unfortunatley I didn't count on practice being so early.

Oh well,I gotta do something

Also I'm now hooked on a series called "The Sisters Grimm" so far it's more exciting than"Grimm's Fairy Tales" but that could change let's just see

So far on my list we have

1.Video Games(playing side to computer included)
2.Books
3.Eat
4.Cross Country
5.Exercise

Don't be fooled by this list though,I've got a packed summer

If you don't see a post tomorrow it means Cross Country killed me,if you do I have survived first day

Back to Super Mario 64 utube vs DS remake

Ciao

-Uber Psycho Tom

P.S. if you haven't read The Sisters Grimm or RONIN or Warriorcats you are missing out and I will have to slowly chop you to pieces out of sheer boredom