The Hidden Profile of the madmonkeyrider

I am so weird,so psychotic you'd think I was a hermit.Maybe I am,maybe I'm not but I'll tell you what I am certainly not a retard.I am a picky man with everything,books,food, and even video games. I like to freak my enemies out by making them think I'm out to kill them. TV and me don't mix if it wasn't for Simpsons,Family Guy, NCIS and the fact that my video game system needs it I'd throw that thing out. By the time you finish reading this I'll probably be cruising on my Trek bike. Might I add I'm a dinosaur. I barely know how to post this blog profile let alone program a computer. Books rock if they are good few fit my standards(Lemony Snicket,Seekers and Warriorcats fit a few). I also made up my own language.Currently working on a fun novel,Icelandic language and culture and getting muscles.I like all temperatures so long as it's below 120 F and above-20 F.My kinda afternoon is a hot afternoon sleeping in a hammock taking a siesta with lemonade.My evening is cold with a book,hot choclate in a rocking chair near a fire.I'll admit to being lifeless....for now.Say that to my face and you'll be literally lifeless heh heh heh

Video Game Currently Played

  • Tomb Raider
  • Diddy Kong Racing DS

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

More mediocrity

Wow this has been an odd week

FIrst of all the Ward Halloween Party sucked,next I dunno what to be for Halloween not that I'm gonna trick or treat or anything.

Doing so might be too predictable and I can't tarnish my reputation as being unpredictable either

The stuff from last post"Annoyed" continues and everyone one is too political

Ok on a personal blog,personal poilitical and religious views are exceptable,but honestly at school it's ridiculous.It's seems at every turn it's always "Who are you voting for?" or "You don't support McCain do you" or something against MCCain voters

Personally I would never vote for McCain or anyone of those Elephants,but hey a little respect would be nice for those that do

Next time anything political or religious comes up I'm just going to "Can you keep a secret" they'll probably answer yes then I'll say"So can I" I stole that from Dear Abby but hey it's good advice

I haven't been able to run much either,it seems everytime I try my heels get sprained or my calf goes bezerk.Dad says I have the right body for this but I'm not inclined to believe that anymore

Today the whole class looked at the General election stuff,quite interesting some of it,I had no idea the Peace party existed who is the candidate,gasp! Nader,tha guy who's run in all of them for 30 years and never has a chance.

My outlook on important Props

2:Yes
4:Yes
6:No position
7:No
8:No

Since this is personal I can and will put such views,enough of this mediocrity


-Uber Psycho Tom

P.S. Why is the Republican Party called the GOP(Grand Old Party) when the Democratic party existed 20 years earlier making it Older and since Kennedy was a member Grander)?

No Bumper Sticker of the Day

Monday, October 20, 2008

Annoyed

Why me why,why WHHHHYY???????

I'm getting so sick of being asked all sorts of things that I don't wanna answer.

At 4th period today the usual came out. FirstI hjave a normal coversation then I get things like

"Do you smoke"naturally being the good religious person I say"Uh no"

Then next I know"Are you a virgin?" "Have you ever kissed a girl do you want to?" "Have you ever had a girlfriend" I had to lie just to get some peace "You like Catie don't you" it gets sooo tedious annoying and uncomfortable I''ve said hat 1000 times

Society leaves no room for people who'd rather wait a bit,look I know I mentioned tha girl yes I know but it's not concrete and I'd like to keep it that way,it just makes things less heartbraking and simpler.

I'm sick of being coupled and compared enough of THAT!!!!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't I be like Asm and simply not need to deal with this because it never happens?????

Don't get me wrong I have intentions of marrying someday but not now!It sucks to be a liberal with morals it's like the scorn from mormons for being liberal and scorn from liberals for not flocking to weed and all that other crap

I advise No on Prop. 8 and to vote on Barack Obama,after that no real political suff

-Uber Psycho Tom

BUMPER STICKER OF THE DAY:Politicians are like diapers,both should be changed and for the same reason

P.S.Despite advising Barack Obama,I only put that up because he's better than McLame I mean McCain whoops!If I wasn't trying to get practice for the 2012 election I wouldn't be advising any politician because they're all the same usually.

Saturday, October 18, 2008

The Monkey World Weekend Edition: Issue 14

It's been a while since I blogged

Here's what's happened

Monday: It's Indigenous People's Day,I do nothing of importance

Tuesday:I attempt to heal grades,pretty ordinary after that

Wednesday:Aw yes this day a fire leaked out on campus,causing everyone to have to leave campus and cancel everything.Pretty scary but well it was minor and it happened in one of the bathrooms

Thursday:Tilden race,I did pretty well I felt proud

Friday:Another  fire thing,this time just to the football field ut still thus making it the 10th time thge alarm has gone off in the whole year and 6th time the whole month

Today was anmother race,in Hayward this time I was last to race so I waited there for hours and now I have a pounding headache.Oh well my homework's done.

I've been watching utube videos of homemade consoles,where people make their own portable adaptations of contemporary consoles.Just imagine a portable Xbox.I haven't listened to my Icelandic in ages and yeah.Watched the debate wasn't impressed McLame one bit and Obama just doesn't seem to wanna answer any question about sacrifice.

And please asketh me not abourt my grades,well that's it,Are you dead or bored yet?????

-Uber Psycho Tom

BUMPER STICKER OF THE DAY:It's time to Mother Earth(Because mankind hasn't and should if they want a liveable planet)

P.S. Sorry I just taken a few seconds of your life away  HA HA just a few more decades left

Saturday, October 11, 2008

The Monkey World Weekend Edition: Lucky Edition

I'd call it issue 13,but 13 is such a lucky number and I always end up with using13 as my number.

First on the 13th when I am born,it snows,my line  number in 7th and 8th grade was 13,I turned 13 on Friday the 13th,the year I turned 13 was the best....so far.There are 13 books in my favorite series. And though I could go on I think I'll wrap it up.

Anyway on Thursday I failed the Spanish test,watchexd a movie called Mi Familia and had no 6th period because the faulty Fire Alarm system went off every dang second

On Friday,Enviromental Science class sucked. Why? Because it was complete  chaos,not unlike last years Spanish Class actually.I then decided to read Orson Scott Card's "Enchanted" which is  currently a let-down. The characters feel so dang flat.Ivan is in a cocoon,Katerina is a jerk,Dmitiri sucks,and the king seems to accepting.Also  Dr. Mendeleev must've time traveled and tried to look like my Chemistry teacher.He almost had me fooled but nope I knew it wasn't Mr. Robertson after all he  was supposed to absent.


Today I did some homework then went to the ACCRC where helped fix computers.I noticed a lot of modems,and motherboards, and screws and CPU's.Then I had nothing to so I along with Genun and Zary went to another building and tested out a video game.It was called OPEN ARENA.After that I got a ride and then walked the rest of the way to Leffler's house and he had Super Mario Kart.MMM what a game one of favorites

And that's about it

-Uber Psycho Tom

BUMPER STICKER OF THE DAY: Good Planets are hard to find

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

A quick sum up

Well heres a quick sum up of what I've done

Ok on Sunday, We all celebrated Granny's birthday all of us made different pizzas. Who was there ok we have Uncle Greg and Aunt Karen,Christy and Danny and their little child Goosie who leearned the concept of Bonk!

On Monday uh....Nothing

Tuesday someone asked me if I'd ever rape someone now they's all up in my face and it was geing on my nerves.Now being to the psycho I am I say "Only they's all up in my face like you or if they's tryin' to rape me",so I'm defying the 13th Article of Faith whatever the reaction was what I needed.And another tedious boring debate between Obama and McCain,lets face it an old fart who owns 7 houses calls his opponent "that one" and picked a hockey mom with little knowledge of the outside Alaska at the wrong time has no chance.

TodayI biked down to seminary,read the paper which had an amazing Food Scetion,helped make ruled for the anarchy History Class since Mr. Peck decided to see if we the students could make rules,after that nothing,then at 1:30 in the middle of a test I leave for Cross Country meet,one problem the bus is an hour late.After thatI was exhausted and fell short of my own expectations.That was one of the cruelest courses ever


That's it,well are you bored yet? Dead?!?

Dang it I must be failing at my job.

-Uber Psycho Tom

Saturday, October 4, 2008

The Monkey World Weekend Edition:Issue 12

Like I said after 10 the number is no longer written and since the 11th edition was the 50th post,the rule is now in order.

So yeah I watched the debate between Palin and Biden which are of course John McCain and Barack Obama's running mates and well I was somewhat impressed with Palin she was going downhill until now,still she was clearly no match for Biden,I mean she didn't answer half the questions.

The beginning was quite odd though,it started off with "Can I call you Joe?".

I enjoyed the Huckleberry Trip,maybe because I went crazy with eating Huckleberries.I met some odd freshdudes and the games were odd but interesting

And then came the exhausting Cross-Country race which though wasn't too bad at first,it took a toll on my heels

Today I helped clean Granny's windows and lighten the weight of the Milky Way bags he heh heh after that I went to General Conference at church and came home and here I am boring you to death with my tedious,repetitive,adevntures

WAIT you're not bored?

DRAT! better luck next time

-Uber Psycho Tom

P.S. Check out my other blog Address: http://madmonkey64.blogspot.com/

BUMPER STICKER OF THE DAY: Buckle up,it'll make it harder for the aliens to abduct you

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

The 1st of December,I mean October

Seriously why did they add July and August,all it did was simply make the latin prefixes for ech number 7-10 go up 2, I mean come it used to look like

-January
-February
-March
-April
-May
-June
-September
-October
-November
-December

and add more days to each month make 365.25

enough of that thought

Here is how my week has looked

Pros:

-Lack of homework
-New running shoes becasuse my old ones are wearing out too quickly
-Mr Peck's Project[because I know what to do and it seems fun]
-Late Start

Cons:

-Mr.Peck's Project[Cuz' I only have school hours too get my data down]
- Grade Depression[I'm getting the worst grades ever,and of course when you look down the road of what could happen you can get seriously depressed]
-Subs that don't really know the subject
-Proposition 8[worst and most uncaring,cold,insensitive prop ever]

However my grades could step up,but I'm seriously scared becuse any D grade means I have ta' take the class again.I also have a nice field trip and Cross-Country meet as well

-Uber Psycho Tom

P.S.The 1st of December,...I,I,I mean October has been great,I got homework to do