The Hidden Profile of the madmonkeyrider

I am so weird,so psychotic you'd think I was a hermit.Maybe I am,maybe I'm not but I'll tell you what I am certainly not a retard.I am a picky man with everything,books,food, and even video games. I like to freak my enemies out by making them think I'm out to kill them. TV and me don't mix if it wasn't for Simpsons,Family Guy, NCIS and the fact that my video game system needs it I'd throw that thing out. By the time you finish reading this I'll probably be cruising on my Trek bike. Might I add I'm a dinosaur. I barely know how to post this blog profile let alone program a computer. Books rock if they are good few fit my standards(Lemony Snicket,Seekers and Warriorcats fit a few). I also made up my own language.Currently working on a fun novel,Icelandic language and culture and getting muscles.I like all temperatures so long as it's below 120 F and above-20 F.My kinda afternoon is a hot afternoon sleeping in a hammock taking a siesta with lemonade.My evening is cold with a book,hot choclate in a rocking chair near a fire.I'll admit to being lifeless....for now.Say that to my face and you'll be literally lifeless heh heh heh

Video Game Currently Played

  • Tomb Raider
  • Diddy Kong Racing DS

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Day 4 without Dad

That's right,El Daddy-O has left the nest for a 2 week music-thang all the way in Italy. Asm up at girls camp

So far I haven't done much of anything except take maybe a walk.I've mostly just been playin' video games and catching up my Psych.(Good show it is)
Maybe one of these days I can find that bathing suit and get out of the house.

Well I guess that's about it til' something good and excitin' happens oh well since this is boring in itself I'll do the ol' Cambridge University trick and see if I can still be read right now. And see if people really can read this so long as the first and last letters are the same.

It semes I hvae no cohice but to sgin off,Aoids agoims! Off to Drnlmaed wtih me heeheh!

-Uebr Phcyso Tom

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Yet Another Title of No Meaning

Well guys,I'm back from from my family's *Triennial* Colter Family Reunion!

Ok first I got up at 3 in the mornin',now normally I'd be complaining but well I'm still on seminary time. After that,it was a 7 hour car ride down to Irvine,but thankfully I had my MP3 player with an audio book on it (The book being called Pillage it's good book but I'm not getting into the details,after all I can review it). So Ma and Co. landed at my Uncle David's house and 'ol Ma was doin' Reunion stuff. I got to hang out with Sahara and Kent for most of the time and their big puppy Gunther (despite being a huge dog,Gunther was and is a hyperactive puppy at heart).After checking in at the Hotel,I hanged out for a while. After that it was mostly just dancin' and bein' merry (The Mormon way people don't get no ideas).

The next day was a beach day,in which I finally mustered up some courage to use a boogieboard (This time I didn't make one costly mistake). I also found out Ra doesn't like me much seeing as he kind of sent The Sun to try to kill me, thankfully I only got maimed by that yellow ball demon he sent [the aftermath hurt for days though].

The final day I spent stuffing myself with shortbread that my Aunt Michelle made (Man that stuff is dope! All that buttery,sugary goodness)


Yesterday I finally saw that movie Emmza,KB,Mitchy,and Asm wouldn't stop talking about called "Newsies" which is about a bunch of New York boys that sold newspapers for a penny,while buyin' em for 2, therefore having to sell lots 'o papers to live.However then the head o' the paper decides to raise the price them Newsie boys have to pay 10%.Since they barely live as it is they decide to go on strike. So yeah that's what I did to celebrate my half birthday.

I also came back to my other blog so please read it if you read this post. Once again the address is madmonkey64.blogspot.com or you can just go to the right column where it lists blog lists and click on "Monkey Worl'd N64 Gate". That's all

-Uber Psycho Tom

BUMPER STICKER OF THE DAY: It's 5 O' Clock somewhere

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Blah Blah Blah

Exactly what this blog looks like now but well I've got some news

First off I go to see Transformers 2 on Saturday,awesome movie but a little long and a few plot holes but oh well. Then I got to relax as Asm and Genun went out on a date (yup lots of dates it seems{anyone know when the proposal happens [eyebrows go up]heh heh})

Next,I've decided to finally come back to N64 Gate so long as y'all comment after all feedback is nice.

After that the family went out to Walnut Creek to celebrate cousin Colter's mission party,lots of food,more than enough for this guy with a hollow leg

Sorry I haven't blogged much,but hey I've got swimming to do,video games to play,naps to take,books to read,and *sigh* homework to do

-Uber Psycho Tom