The Hidden Profile of the madmonkeyrider

I am so weird,so psychotic you'd think I was a hermit.Maybe I am,maybe I'm not but I'll tell you what I am certainly not a retard.I am a picky man with everything,books,food, and even video games. I like to freak my enemies out by making them think I'm out to kill them. TV and me don't mix if it wasn't for Simpsons,Family Guy, NCIS and the fact that my video game system needs it I'd throw that thing out. By the time you finish reading this I'll probably be cruising on my Trek bike. Might I add I'm a dinosaur. I barely know how to post this blog profile let alone program a computer. Books rock if they are good few fit my standards(Lemony Snicket,Seekers and Warriorcats fit a few). I also made up my own language.Currently working on a fun novel,Icelandic language and culture and getting muscles.I like all temperatures so long as it's below 120 F and above-20 F.My kinda afternoon is a hot afternoon sleeping in a hammock taking a siesta with lemonade.My evening is cold with a book,hot choclate in a rocking chair near a fire.I'll admit to being lifeless....for now.Say that to my face and you'll be literally lifeless heh heh heh

Video Game Currently Played

  • Tomb Raider
  • Diddy Kong Racing DS

Monday, April 20, 2009

I can't believe it

There are so many things I can't believe actually like

-How foolish we as mankind are
-How decent people can be duped into hating something so much they'll systematically murder for to get rid of it
-It's the birthday of the world's sickest man
-It's year 10 since Columbine
-There is actually a National Pot Day

But in my selfish, happier life there are other things I can't believe but believe I'll focus on in this post

1.*Optional* STAR Testing (Yeah um when I put asterisks next to optional that means it's not really an option because 90% of Berkeley High has to be at their 2nd period class to take a dumb multiple choice test for if they don't California will intervene and all lessons will be from a script and odds are it won't have character,the counselors will be diminished to only 3 and well the rest is ptoohickey. It is appalling that instead of evaluating based on grades they based off of filling in of bubbles and lets see 95% of 3200 is 3040 people that have to come,all I can do is pray)

2. Years left (I've got less than 2 years before I am legally an adult and only 2 before Mom and Dad say "Out with you" and I don't feel ready)

3.Sister Grimm Book 7 (I can't believe in 10 days it finally comes,I've already read 2 sneak peeks and I know who The Master of the Scarlet Hand is and I don't like it,I've been waiting for this for years)

4. How hot tonight is (I dunno about the folks in Irvine [Sahara],Provo [Becca,Seagull] or even Oakland [Aunt Pat] but around these parts it's actually hotter than usual,usually it's raining and cold like hell but so far I'm actually boiling and usually that's to be expected in September/October and sometimes November

Well that's all my thoughts for now

-Uber Psycho Tom

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Too Bad It's Over

Well it was fun while it lasted,here's what I did over Spring Break

-Ate (Mostly my own cooking)
-Slept
-Listened to Icelandic (Had to go back to the beginning though,I'm gonna try to get back on it for sure by Summer)
-Took 6 hours of hiking through Tilden [Not in one day but 2]

-Sailed to Angel Island (If you thought driving a car was fun,try steering a sailboat and turning the tiller it,not to mention All Test No Est [think hormones then you'll no what I'm talking about],a comfy bow to rest on and lots'a soda plus I can rub in Life's Face "Ha I have skills")

I finally got to read the next book in The Cronus Chronicles Series [check out my Shadows Thieves Review for my opinion of the 1st in the series],that book was awesome still I could do without Calypso and so many parts taken from The Odyssey.Good humor and it doesn't end quite so cheesily as most books I've had to read


I am now 2-3 months away from a laptop which means I will have the internet independence I've wanted.

And 2 days ago Asm and I went out to Walnut Creek to visit for Easter,Dad actually hid stuff and we actually did an Easter Egg Hunt of sorts,but that lasted 2 minutes,other than that I played lots of Mitchyball (A 2-player wiffleball made up by Mitchy and I,it's organized but they're only 2 positions so it plays sort of like an unorganized or solo act). Did anone tell Aunt Sally she is the master of rolls? Well I'm saying it now


Lots of good memories oh and my blog has nearly reached it's year anniversary just 2 months left actually

Today I actually arranged some music from a theme I really like from one video game

That's all

-Uber Psycho Tom

P.S. Anyone good at writing poetry slam poems?? If so give me advice,my evil English teacher gave me this assignment and I can't do poetry by myself to save 6 billion people from Extraterrestrial destruction so please do help.

Saturday, April 4, 2009

The Monkey World Weekend Edition: Issue 23

I'm back for yet another Weekend Edition.It seems my blog posts are starting to die out like the newspapers.Both are really sad but fortunately I can control this one and promise to post more regularly.

It's so sad to see these newspapers dying out just like that,I mean come on who hasn't seen the best part of their morning being waking up to a newspaper and hot chocolate?????Who hasn't????

Personally I blame it all on The Sporting Green or sports section,the newspapers really don't need that section because most of the sports gurus find scores on the internet and on TV and everything else can be found at games.

If that's what it takes to keep the Funnies do so! I don't know how I'd get through school without the antics of say Hammie from Baby Blues or the teenage satire of Jeremy from Zits or even the sleezy antics of rat from Pearls Before Swine.

It's bad enough the school newspaper only comes out every other Friday,I don't want that to be my only newspaper.

Ok that's enough of that now onto the happier stuff

1.Well the school newspaper has finally topped itself with the best April Fool's edition

2. One month til' the next Sister's Grimm book

-Uber Psycho Tom