The Hidden Profile of the madmonkeyrider

I am so weird,so psychotic you'd think I was a hermit.Maybe I am,maybe I'm not but I'll tell you what I am certainly not a retard.I am a picky man with everything,books,food, and even video games. I like to freak my enemies out by making them think I'm out to kill them. TV and me don't mix if it wasn't for Simpsons,Family Guy, NCIS and the fact that my video game system needs it I'd throw that thing out. By the time you finish reading this I'll probably be cruising on my Trek bike. Might I add I'm a dinosaur. I barely know how to post this blog profile let alone program a computer. Books rock if they are good few fit my standards(Lemony Snicket,Seekers and Warriorcats fit a few). I also made up my own language.Currently working on a fun novel,Icelandic language and culture and getting muscles.I like all temperatures so long as it's below 120 F and above-20 F.My kinda afternoon is a hot afternoon sleeping in a hammock taking a siesta with lemonade.My evening is cold with a book,hot choclate in a rocking chair near a fire.I'll admit to being lifeless....for now.Say that to my face and you'll be literally lifeless heh heh heh

Video Game Currently Played

  • Tomb Raider
  • Diddy Kong Racing DS

Monday, July 7, 2008

Super Mario 64 vs Sunshine vs Galaxy vs New Super Mario Bros.

For those who hate video games don't bother reding this post,this one is dedicated to the 3d Mario games

These games are worthy unlike it's clones(playing 3D Sonic is like putting pepperoni in a friut cocktail it can't be done)

Anyway lets start with controls

Winner:Suer Mario 64(everything is manuvered perfectly and that analog stick is awesome)
Runner-Up: New Super Mario Bros.(Pretty much a 2 button game,sadly not a huge moveset but,it's not horrible)
Ultimate Loser:Super Mario Galaxy(Too much shaking,plus it just doesn't feel as smooth)


Graphics(for time)

Winner:Super Mario Sunshine(Dreamy graphics,brightly colored Mario looks great
Runner-Up:Super Mario Galaxy(They are advanced for Wii and good but Ian't help but feel it's Sunshine with better lighting)
Ultimate Loser:New Super Mario Bros.(64 was praised highly because it was first 3d,this is just mediocre,average DS graphics)

Power-Ups

Winner:Super Mario Galaxy(What are there  9 amazing power-ups[Bee Mario's my favorite] some are old ones from NES era like Fire Flower)
Runner-Up:Super Mario 64(I didn't like New Super Mario Brios. power-ups,the only real good ones were Shell Mario and MEga Mario but 64's were innovative and outstading plus you could be all of them at once sometimes)
Ultimate Loser:Super Mario SUnshine(What power-ups all I see are 2 extra FLUDD nozzles,at least NEw Super Mario Bros had power ups)

Levels

Winner:Super Mario 64(15 levels and secret stars and they're all open with variety)
Runner-Up: Super Mario Sunshine(8 levels that seem to be the same, but the secrets are nice)
Ultimate Loser:New Super Mario Bros.(Linear,3D do they mix????)

Boss Battles

Winner:Super Mario Galaxy(It's awesome they're alot of them and the final is killer)
Runner-Up:Super Mario 64(New Super Mario Bros. were too easy and then I couldn't reach em',but in this one 3 Boss levels each the same but hard)
Ultimate Loser:Super Mario Sunshine(One Boss Battle easy to access and  I beat it on first try)

Hub

Winner:Super Maio Sunsine(Delffino Plaza was groundbreaking and it felt like a level,not just a hub I wished it was real once)
Runner Up:Super Mario Galaxy(Comet Observatory has more to it that meets the eye plus all these areas ooooh I'm shivering)
Ultimate Loser:NEw Super Mario Bros.(Super Mario 64's was excellent but it wasn't as remarkable as the others,but it had a hub New Super Mario Bros. is linewr and it has 8 worlds sorta like hubs but they lack somethings so it's out)

Audio

Winner:Super Mario 64(Who hasn't felt like they were gonna cringe once at Bowser Battles or felt like they went through a winter wonderland at Snowman's Land,it has all the nostalgia I need)
Runner Up:Super Mario Sunshine(This was close but not even Beach Bowl,Gusty Garden or Good Egg could match the musical might of....Delfino Plaza,Noki Bay,Bianco Hills,Sand Bird Theme,Pinna Park,or the Underwater theme)
Ultimate Loser:New Super Mario Bros. (Completley bland except World 1 and 8,it left much to be desired)

Sunshine and Galaxy have won twice,Mario 64 is the ultimate winner of 3 times and New Mario Bros. once, so I guess it lost,but then again it's kinda 2.5D so it has gameplay sorta inbetween so it's not completely fair

Longest post complete, I'll go play some 3d Mario's right now

-Uber Psycho Tom

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