The Hidden Profile of the madmonkeyrider

I am so weird,so psychotic you'd think I was a hermit.Maybe I am,maybe I'm not but I'll tell you what I am certainly not a retard.I am a picky man with everything,books,food, and even video games. I like to freak my enemies out by making them think I'm out to kill them. TV and me don't mix if it wasn't for Simpsons,Family Guy, NCIS and the fact that my video game system needs it I'd throw that thing out. By the time you finish reading this I'll probably be cruising on my Trek bike. Might I add I'm a dinosaur. I barely know how to post this blog profile let alone program a computer. Books rock if they are good few fit my standards(Lemony Snicket,Seekers and Warriorcats fit a few). I also made up my own language.Currently working on a fun novel,Icelandic language and culture and getting muscles.I like all temperatures so long as it's below 120 F and above-20 F.My kinda afternoon is a hot afternoon sleeping in a hammock taking a siesta with lemonade.My evening is cold with a book,hot choclate in a rocking chair near a fire.I'll admit to being lifeless....for now.Say that to my face and you'll be literally lifeless heh heh heh

Video Game Currently Played

  • Tomb Raider
  • Diddy Kong Racing DS

Saturday, July 5, 2008

The Monkey World Weekend Edition:Issue Two

Welcome back to the Monkey World Weekend Edition

Instead of a tour reminisence I thought I'd just write about yesterday and the day before,I'll start with after Cross Country

Anyway I took my bike to  the regional park, where I met up with the team and we ran ran up a bumpy trail and then around an insect nfested resvervoir it was beautiful but the bugs where up in my face ugh!I was really tired at the end and had to stay an hour before I had enough energy to take the bike home. Eventually I got my bike but I reached a somewhat steep hill and right in the middle........SPIIING!!!! the chain comes entirely off and coiled u ,I try to fix it but to no avail, so I walk to the bus stop I try to call(cell phone of course) but ummm lets see lots of trees, not may wires that's right NO SIGNAL.So I walk on up the road but then I see atrail that'll keep me safe from cars....oh joy a thin bumpy trail.An hour later I'm back on the road I don't want to take to long so I coast  down the road and find a cyclist who attempts to fix it.It turns out a link has split entirely. So I take it home and that's it ca't use it for a while till it's fixed or I get a new chain.Until 4;00 pm the next day it's eat,sleep,computer,and video games.At 4 pm I headed off to a 4th of July party since I.There seemed to only be one thing to do.........EAT which I did kept that up for a few hours with a few trampoline breaks.And I got back at 5 hours later out of sheer boredom and got 12 hours of sleep and here I am posting it

That's all on  The Monkey World Weekend Edition

- Uber Psycho Tom

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