Day 2 before AZ is right.I've mentioned idk how many times that I'm off to Arizona for a family reunion.Me,Ma, and Asm leave at 4 am to AZ,hope I can wake up
I mentioned my 10 Poisonous Video Games that make better Toilet Paper(-1/20-0/20) and I also have 2 other video games that make my tops.
I'll start with the good
1.Super Mario Kart[SNES,1992](My second favorite Mario Kart,and with the whole concept rested on this game plus a Challenging Rainbow Road this game gets 20/20 yeah my comparison says different but that'x cuz' 2 things suck,and yeah)
2.Vectorman[Genesis,1995](I love the whole plot it's sorta like WaLL-e where humans leave Earth,and it's got might graphics,excellent gameplay,real challenge{I can't get past first level} it's only fair this gets 20/20)
Now for the 10 stinkers
10.Sonic Shuffle[Dreamcast,2000](This game alone could ruin Dreamcast's reputation as the white box with 200 hard-core games,it's not a party game your stuck with cards and annoying minigames ech!)
9.Bubsy 3D[PlayStation,1997](The cat has a smile of molester,you can only walk straight,the world's look like milk cartons made by infants)
8.The Smurfs[NES,1992](Horrible controls,I already hate the characters,and lotsa' lag)
7.Superman 64[Nintendo 64,1999](A shame this ended up on my favorite system,SUperman looks like a log,no buildings,everythings the same color and all you do is fly through rings)
6.Altered Beast[PlayStation 2,2005](The first was ok,but when it went 3D it lost ;plot and everything went monotonous andt he graphics are sloppy)
5.Fight for Life[Atari Jaguar,1996](It's not fighting,it a game that melted it's graphics to soup where you can't do a thing)
4.Captain Novolin[SNES,1992](A retarded character who fights evil pastries and makes fun of diabetes,I love pastries go away)
3.Kabuki Warriors[Xbox,2001](No,plot,bad fighting,and you could KO with with your buttox,a video game that does that isn't just crappy it's despicable)
2.Custer's Revenge[Atari 2600,1983](What a kind of video game makes you be a naked general doging arrows and rape an Indian girl,answer a really bad one that's sexist should be banned from your house)
1The others got 0/20 and Shuffle got .5/20but this is so bad it's got dumped in a landfill,I call it......
E.T.[Atari 2600,1982](What you should do is collect tools to call your aliens home and get off Earth,what you actually di is fall into pits and get bandages for you ears before they bleed from terrible sounds,-1/20)
And like I said they make better Toilet Paper and what's this The Jaguar looks like a Toilet seat and le gasp the PSX looks like a port-potty toilet.If you need to use the bathroom but are too busy playing good games,clean up the mess with these
They're are thousands of others that are bad only 10 make 1 and lower. Like only 12 make 20/20.Those 10 aren't just crappy they don't just have bad characters or graphics or even a stupid plot.Oh no they look really retarded and aren't playable or are too playble(Kabuki Warriors)
Welcome to the dark,odd,bizarre,monkey world of Tom.Where every post comes from the view of the great and psychotic UberPsychoTom
The Hidden Profile of the madmonkeyrider
- Uberpsycho Tom
- I am so weird,so psychotic you'd think I was a hermit.Maybe I am,maybe I'm not but I'll tell you what I am certainly not a retard.I am a picky man with everything,books,food, and even video games. I like to freak my enemies out by making them think I'm out to kill them. TV and me don't mix if it wasn't for Simpsons,Family Guy, NCIS and the fact that my video game system needs it I'd throw that thing out. By the time you finish reading this I'll probably be cruising on my Trek bike. Might I add I'm a dinosaur. I barely know how to post this blog profile let alone program a computer. Books rock if they are good few fit my standards(Lemony Snicket,Seekers and Warriorcats fit a few). I also made up my own language.Currently working on a fun novel,Icelandic language and culture and getting muscles.I like all temperatures so long as it's below 120 F and above-20 F.My kinda afternoon is a hot afternoon sleeping in a hammock taking a siesta with lemonade.My evening is cold with a book,hot choclate in a rocking chair near a fire.I'll admit to being lifeless....for now.Say that to my face and you'll be literally lifeless heh heh heh
Video Game Currently Played
- Tomb Raider
- Diddy Kong Racing DS
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
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