The Hidden Profile of the madmonkeyrider

I am so weird,so psychotic you'd think I was a hermit.Maybe I am,maybe I'm not but I'll tell you what I am certainly not a retard.I am a picky man with everything,books,food, and even video games. I like to freak my enemies out by making them think I'm out to kill them. TV and me don't mix if it wasn't for Simpsons,Family Guy, NCIS and the fact that my video game system needs it I'd throw that thing out. By the time you finish reading this I'll probably be cruising on my Trek bike. Might I add I'm a dinosaur. I barely know how to post this blog profile let alone program a computer. Books rock if they are good few fit my standards(Lemony Snicket,Seekers and Warriorcats fit a few). I also made up my own language.Currently working on a fun novel,Icelandic language and culture and getting muscles.I like all temperatures so long as it's below 120 F and above-20 F.My kinda afternoon is a hot afternoon sleeping in a hammock taking a siesta with lemonade.My evening is cold with a book,hot choclate in a rocking chair near a fire.I'll admit to being lifeless....for now.Say that to my face and you'll be literally lifeless heh heh heh

Video Game Currently Played

  • Tomb Raider
  • Diddy Kong Racing DS

Saturday, July 19, 2008

The Monkey World Weekend Edition:Issue Four

Welcome to the Monkey World Weekend Edition. For this issue I think I'll discuss my day

Ok so far I've walked up the hill after a cup of quality hot chocolate(becuase Music camp had Nestle packets,eck! but hazelnut cream helped).Got a haircut,dropped Dad off at BART for airport,donated to Goodwill, went to Office Depot where I found the laptop of my dreams(Acer Extensa,too bad it has Windows Vista though because ugh! Microsoft really needs to fix Vista,but it's cheap and has everything else).Got 3 movies at movie store(Who needs Comcast,I don't wanna end up like the humans in WALL-E) and watched on utube "WBNA Live '08",hilarious I tell you(No offense butWNBA is really not that good,I don't even like NBA or even Basketball itself).Helped Genun with his Eagle Scout Project and went to a BBQ.

Me and Zary got in a fight when he stole something of mine.I asked nicely,then I demanded then I resorted to more sadistic,gross tactics.Finally he ripped it up,I wasn't going to just start a brawl so I let it go.Then all I did was eat,eat,eat,and eat with some guzzling of water.

Then I took another walk home and now I'm here typing this blog

Thanks for reading THE MONKEY WORLD WEEKEND EDITION and Post 20,comment or die

-Uber Psycho Tom
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