No the character of this tale is not named Ultimate Boredom.Such a character might be much more interesting than this.
No it is the desperate struggle of Uber Psycho Tom as he tries to survive the final 2 weeks before the holidays and the 5th week before his birthday
He barely survived the grueling NDV rehearsals of doom which he loathed to death.He had better things to do rather than play the instrument which bound him for 8 years and walk up a huge hills with tons of weight on him [backpack and violin]. He finally finished a trilogy of a review of mascots and after the concert ate as many cookies and goldfish and crackers with cheese and of course soda.No Irn-Bru sadly but a disgusting potion of Ginger Ale,Dr. Pepper,Sprite, Fruit Punch,and Diet Coke kept him satisfied.
He is currently doing his homework and asked me to blog this nonsense.Being the sadisitic person I am I went right ahead so he could kill readers through boredom.
He worked hard on the CASHEE(California High School Exit Exam) while I well I just sat back and played Battalion wars on his GameCube.
"Uh-oh" I said " here he comes I'd better run"
Sorry for all that odd narration folks it was that dang Camp Pillow of mine wasn't it.Well he forgot to mention that school was a hell hole today
"Isn't it always?"Camp Pillow said
"Yes but this one was really boring"I replied back to my Camp Pillow " Now go"
Ugh! sorry again,well at least I'm not up at 4 am doing some weird project like Seagull or obsessing over some Pokemon theme like Asm
"Much worse" Camp Pillow replied.
I"ll go deal with that annoying pillow and my laptop savings knowing him he probably ate all my cash.
I"ll end this weird post now
-Uber Psycho Tom
BUMPER STICKER OF THE DAY: Wouldn't you rather be behind a book?
Welcome to the dark,odd,bizarre,monkey world of Tom.Where every post comes from the view of the great and psychotic UberPsychoTom
The Hidden Profile of the madmonkeyrider
- Uberpsycho Tom
- I am so weird,so psychotic you'd think I was a hermit.Maybe I am,maybe I'm not but I'll tell you what I am certainly not a retard.I am a picky man with everything,books,food, and even video games. I like to freak my enemies out by making them think I'm out to kill them. TV and me don't mix if it wasn't for Simpsons,Family Guy, NCIS and the fact that my video game system needs it I'd throw that thing out. By the time you finish reading this I'll probably be cruising on my Trek bike. Might I add I'm a dinosaur. I barely know how to post this blog profile let alone program a computer. Books rock if they are good few fit my standards(Lemony Snicket,Seekers and Warriorcats fit a few). I also made up my own language.Currently working on a fun novel,Icelandic language and culture and getting muscles.I like all temperatures so long as it's below 120 F and above-20 F.My kinda afternoon is a hot afternoon sleeping in a hammock taking a siesta with lemonade.My evening is cold with a book,hot choclate in a rocking chair near a fire.I'll admit to being lifeless....for now.Say that to my face and you'll be literally lifeless heh heh heh
Video Game Currently Played
- Tomb Raider
- Diddy Kong Racing DS
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