The Hidden Profile of the madmonkeyrider

I am so weird,so psychotic you'd think I was a hermit.Maybe I am,maybe I'm not but I'll tell you what I am certainly not a retard.I am a picky man with everything,books,food, and even video games. I like to freak my enemies out by making them think I'm out to kill them. TV and me don't mix if it wasn't for Simpsons,Family Guy, NCIS and the fact that my video game system needs it I'd throw that thing out. By the time you finish reading this I'll probably be cruising on my Trek bike. Might I add I'm a dinosaur. I barely know how to post this blog profile let alone program a computer. Books rock if they are good few fit my standards(Lemony Snicket,Seekers and Warriorcats fit a few). I also made up my own language.Currently working on a fun novel,Icelandic language and culture and getting muscles.I like all temperatures so long as it's below 120 F and above-20 F.My kinda afternoon is a hot afternoon sleeping in a hammock taking a siesta with lemonade.My evening is cold with a book,hot choclate in a rocking chair near a fire.I'll admit to being lifeless....for now.Say that to my face and you'll be literally lifeless heh heh heh

Video Game Currently Played

  • Tomb Raider
  • Diddy Kong Racing DS

Saturday, December 27, 2008

The Monkey World Weekend Edition:Issue 19

I've skipped a few weekends I'll admit it, so rather than be the twenty-something-ith Saturday I've posted this is merely the 19th.

If I'm not mistaken this should be Day 2 of Kwanzaa and the 3rd day of Christmas. Hey guys where are my French Hens?????????? And for that matter I should've gotten a partridge in a pear tree with my gifts and 2 turtle doves yesterday[yes turtle doves exist Kevin got 2 in Home Alone 2] and personally it is a little over a fortnight until well if you know you know what.

Alright,alright I'll admit it I don't really need or want those gifts,it was just fun to type up.What I'd really love to see is Asm work on her novel[I thank her for letting me read it,but really she left off in the middle of a conversation and albeit of an important one that could very well shape the rest of the book{ok,ok I dunno about that but hey,a guy can guess}],snow,world peace, and Warriorcats regain glory

I've gotten back to blogging reviews my last reviews were reviews of Nintendo, Super Nintendo,PlayStation[consoles],Firefox[Web Browser], and Wave Race 64[video game] and on this blog I made early New Years Resolutions and that's it for blog stuff

For Christmas Eve the family went out to visit realtives I spent time DS'ing with KB,bothering Asm and Emmza, singing Christmas Carols,and of course going crazy with all that food. After the party when we got home Ma and Pa collapsed,Asm and I camped out next to the Christmas Tree and the very next day,after getting all the presents opened[I got a house key,DVD's of Pirates of the Carribean:At World's End, The Chronicles of Narnia movies{The Lion,the Witch,and the Wardrobe and Prince Caspian},Pajama bottoms,sunday clothes,personal stuff I'd rather not talk about and that's about it but it's better than poor ol' Pa who just got a bar of soap]. So anyway Uncle John and his daughers came over for an afternoon and we played Apples to Apples the whole time the results were hilarious. Then we headed back to Walnut Creek to visit "The Cousins"(Uncle Eric,Aunt Sally,Colter,KB,Emmza,and Mitchy) we ate,sang more christmas carols, and ran from a fire which started because a log went crazy so kilted up Eric did a fire caber tilt,but the"caber" dropped and the room caught fire[according to Mitchy the room still smells of smoke] now I was hanging out with their kitty while this was happenning so when people ran I was like huh?.The next day was lazing around,then eating like hell when the string party started. Today everyone just hung around watching Psych,Chronicles of Narnia:Prince Caspian and doing a puzzle while I played Battalion Wars.

Enough????? Too bad this isn't the last blog post I'll be back on Monday(Or Tuesday if I end up on the ski trip I hope for)

-Uber Psycho Tom

P.S. Hope you have New Years Resolutions ready,and no I have no Bumper Sticker of the Day for I have not left the house

2 comments:

~Lara from the Sahara said...

YEAH PIRATES!!!! ARGH!! Sounds like you had a fun christmas!!! now the question is who gave him the bar of soap???

Uberpsycho Tom said...

Anna herself