The Hidden Profile of the madmonkeyrider

I am so weird,so psychotic you'd think I was a hermit.Maybe I am,maybe I'm not but I'll tell you what I am certainly not a retard.I am a picky man with everything,books,food, and even video games. I like to freak my enemies out by making them think I'm out to kill them. TV and me don't mix if it wasn't for Simpsons,Family Guy, NCIS and the fact that my video game system needs it I'd throw that thing out. By the time you finish reading this I'll probably be cruising on my Trek bike. Might I add I'm a dinosaur. I barely know how to post this blog profile let alone program a computer. Books rock if they are good few fit my standards(Lemony Snicket,Seekers and Warriorcats fit a few). I also made up my own language.Currently working on a fun novel,Icelandic language and culture and getting muscles.I like all temperatures so long as it's below 120 F and above-20 F.My kinda afternoon is a hot afternoon sleeping in a hammock taking a siesta with lemonade.My evening is cold with a book,hot choclate in a rocking chair near a fire.I'll admit to being lifeless....for now.Say that to my face and you'll be literally lifeless heh heh heh

Video Game Currently Played

  • Tomb Raider
  • Diddy Kong Racing DS

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Monkey World Weekend Edition: Issue Six

Well here it is Issue Six. I've just returned from camp and have finished off watching a utube video called

"Food Fight" which is basically food repesenting countries

The meals are

Hamburger as USA
Sausages and Pretzels as Germany
Matza as the Jewish victims
Fish and Chips as UK
Borscht as Russia
Kebabs as the Middle east

and that's all I remember right now



really funny check it out


So here was the good from camp

1.Camp Fires
2.Merit Badge Clsses
3.Open Shoot
4.Candy
5.Black Powder Rifles and Tomahawks
6.Hammock siestas
7. Not as many Yellow Jackets


Now the bad

1.The outhouses
2.The food[at first it was edible but then it went downhill by the day,i'd rather have stale oatmeal than that crap]
3.The conversations [Most of the time everyone was talking about sexual stuff and uh gayness accusations,no real stuff beyond that]
4.Archery Range distance
5.Not as many Wild Turkeys

Oh yeah and I capsized meself in the middle of the lake on purpose[yes it was fun]. This year was the most dissappointing,but nevertheless I was never bored soI guess I won out

That's all for now

-Uber Psycho Tom

1 comment:

AnnaDee said...

ur bak. gimme my sis grimm books. now!
& dont tink i did no c in ur other post, u clled tem urs! no moar sis grimm 4 u, u can buy ur own!