The Hidden Profile of the madmonkeyrider

I am so weird,so psychotic you'd think I was a hermit.Maybe I am,maybe I'm not but I'll tell you what I am certainly not a retard.I am a picky man with everything,books,food, and even video games. I like to freak my enemies out by making them think I'm out to kill them. TV and me don't mix if it wasn't for Simpsons,Family Guy, NCIS and the fact that my video game system needs it I'd throw that thing out. By the time you finish reading this I'll probably be cruising on my Trek bike. Might I add I'm a dinosaur. I barely know how to post this blog profile let alone program a computer. Books rock if they are good few fit my standards(Lemony Snicket,Seekers and Warriorcats fit a few). I also made up my own language.Currently working on a fun novel,Icelandic language and culture and getting muscles.I like all temperatures so long as it's below 120 F and above-20 F.My kinda afternoon is a hot afternoon sleeping in a hammock taking a siesta with lemonade.My evening is cold with a book,hot choclate in a rocking chair near a fire.I'll admit to being lifeless....for now.Say that to my face and you'll be literally lifeless heh heh heh

Video Game Currently Played

  • Tomb Raider
  • Diddy Kong Racing DS

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

I hate Tuesdays

I hate Tuesdays,they suck, and just about anything that can go wrong does

I have no books,have played my video games,have watched the movies,and it's too cold to run.

For good reason Sammy Cle.... I mean Mark Twain once quoted"The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco" well you guessed it,it's colder than a San Francisco summer.So it's too cold to run.

Murdering innocent prickly thistles is boring so

And no I will not read Twilight,I've heard too much

I'm done with your time,.......For now

-Uber Psycho Tom

P.S. If I do too much,with Tuesdays luck I'll break a leg
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1 comment:

Emma said...

wow, i've never heard someone so depressed about a Tuesday. its usually Mondays for me.

August 5, 2008 at 1:43 PM

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