The Hidden Profile of the madmonkeyrider

I am so weird,so psychotic you'd think I was a hermit.Maybe I am,maybe I'm not but I'll tell you what I am certainly not a retard.I am a picky man with everything,books,food, and even video games. I like to freak my enemies out by making them think I'm out to kill them. TV and me don't mix if it wasn't for Simpsons,Family Guy, NCIS and the fact that my video game system needs it I'd throw that thing out. By the time you finish reading this I'll probably be cruising on my Trek bike. Might I add I'm a dinosaur. I barely know how to post this blog profile let alone program a computer. Books rock if they are good few fit my standards(Lemony Snicket,Seekers and Warriorcats fit a few). I also made up my own language.Currently working on a fun novel,Icelandic language and culture and getting muscles.I like all temperatures so long as it's below 120 F and above-20 F.My kinda afternoon is a hot afternoon sleeping in a hammock taking a siesta with lemonade.My evening is cold with a book,hot choclate in a rocking chair near a fire.I'll admit to being lifeless....for now.Say that to my face and you'll be literally lifeless heh heh heh

Video Game Currently Played

  • Tomb Raider
  • Diddy Kong Racing DS

Saturday, April 4, 2009

The Monkey World Weekend Edition: Issue 23

I'm back for yet another Weekend Edition.It seems my blog posts are starting to die out like the newspapers.Both are really sad but fortunately I can control this one and promise to post more regularly.

It's so sad to see these newspapers dying out just like that,I mean come on who hasn't seen the best part of their morning being waking up to a newspaper and hot chocolate?????Who hasn't????

Personally I blame it all on The Sporting Green or sports section,the newspapers really don't need that section because most of the sports gurus find scores on the internet and on TV and everything else can be found at games.

If that's what it takes to keep the Funnies do so! I don't know how I'd get through school without the antics of say Hammie from Baby Blues or the teenage satire of Jeremy from Zits or even the sleezy antics of rat from Pearls Before Swine.

It's bad enough the school newspaper only comes out every other Friday,I don't want that to be my only newspaper.

Ok that's enough of that now onto the happier stuff

1.Well the school newspaper has finally topped itself with the best April Fool's edition

2. One month til' the next Sister's Grimm book

-Uber Psycho Tom

1 comment:

Katy said...

Oh my gosh I can't wait for the next Sister's Grimm!! You guys have to let me borrow it over the summer!!!