The Hidden Profile of the madmonkeyrider

I am so weird,so psychotic you'd think I was a hermit.Maybe I am,maybe I'm not but I'll tell you what I am certainly not a retard.I am a picky man with everything,books,food, and even video games. I like to freak my enemies out by making them think I'm out to kill them. TV and me don't mix if it wasn't for Simpsons,Family Guy, NCIS and the fact that my video game system needs it I'd throw that thing out. By the time you finish reading this I'll probably be cruising on my Trek bike. Might I add I'm a dinosaur. I barely know how to post this blog profile let alone program a computer. Books rock if they are good few fit my standards(Lemony Snicket,Seekers and Warriorcats fit a few). I also made up my own language.Currently working on a fun novel,Icelandic language and culture and getting muscles.I like all temperatures so long as it's below 120 F and above-20 F.My kinda afternoon is a hot afternoon sleeping in a hammock taking a siesta with lemonade.My evening is cold with a book,hot choclate in a rocking chair near a fire.I'll admit to being lifeless....for now.Say that to my face and you'll be literally lifeless heh heh heh

Video Game Currently Played

  • Tomb Raider
  • Diddy Kong Racing DS

Monday, June 30, 2008

Video Games

I apologize for no Sunday blog,but as a Mormon I'm supposed to obey the Sabbath som how(ususally I later computer time)

Anyway I'm also a gamer. My video game knowledge far extends past what I own

I have 2 systems and 26 games.My favorite of the 2 is the Gamecube. My favorite game is Super Mario 64 DS of the games I own(but  Banjo-Kazooie for Nintendo 64 is my favoroite game and Nintendo 64 is my favorite system)

My current goal is to own a SEGA system and become a system collector.

I'm currently re-beating Super Mario 64 DS,if their ever was a game that you couldn't get bored of this is it.


Who needs Grand Theft Auto,it's an abuse of free speech and delivers the wrong message,who needs WoW I want to live,who needs Mature games they're overrated and I'm not a sex mogul.

 My neighbor The Mac Nerd(MN for short)(he's 10 and he can basically program a computer) has a 64  and Genun and Zary have  a 360

Gotta go Asm's giving me the look,off to the library(we had a bet,she won)

-Uber Psycho Tom

Saturday, June 28, 2008

The Monkey World Weekend Edition:Issue One

Welcome to The Monkey World's First Weekend Edition,Issue 1

So far nothing has happenned except a power outage,sour milk, and chores.Oh yes and my Irn-Bru has run out.For those wondering Irn-Bru is this very fizzy orange soda.It's takes like the baby of Wax lips and cream soda.

I've just gotten into this series of book by believe it or not The Sprouse Brothers(they play Zack and Cody in The Suite Life of Zack and Cody) and anyway it's about 2 twins that are attacked by ninjas.Why? the answer their father is a boss of a rogue organization R.O.N.I.N, and yeah that's all I'm gonna explain,read it if you want more 411.

I've gotten back into this Super Mario Sunshine craze and have a Digimon addiction.I keep telling myself o quit Digimon in cold turkey but no, I can't keep myself from not watching Digimon with all of Myotismon's and the Dark Master's antics.

Ok I'm posting this because I'm having a hard time with a challenge in Mario Sunshine so I'm taking a break.

Now if you'll excuse me,I'm gonna take an electronic break and get those disyhes overwith and take a nice walk to the park

For now comment or die painfully.

Thus ending this issue

-Uber Psycho Tom

Friday, June 27, 2008

Post Jet-Lag Day:The X-treme Mediocrity

As you can guess by the title the day has been pretty boring and mediocre. The good news I have gotten over my jet-lag.Only I dunno what to do

Maybe some Mario Sunshine but then I've played 10,000 times over as goes for most of my video games

What I wouldn't do for a new thing(book,video game,idea,routine,Irn Bru, etc.)

So far all I've done is been a lazy couch potato writing down this blog and therefore wasting your time

That does it,I'm gonna finish up this tasty almond-tofee chocolat,the Irn-Bru and take a nice refeshing walk

Hopefully my sister Asm will be in a better,more senseful mood

Ciao

-Uber Psycho Tom

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Today's Thoughts

Well,after all the deep-fried Mars Bars,Irn-Bru,left side road driving, and concerts.

I think I've had enough excitement so I guess I'll just lazily type this  post wishing there was something better to do

So far the 24 hr plan has worked well,since my evil clone is pressuring me to get off I guess I have to end this

brb later

-Uber Psycho Tom

The Savage Jet-Lag of lonliness

Well,where should I start

I got back yesterday and intended to end the 2 week hiatus,but after sleeping all day and catching up with emails,I thought maybe 2 in one 24 hour day would be better.

I'm am typing this at 2 in the morning because of........THE SAVAGE JET-LAG of CONFUSION

See I  am still adjusting back to Pacific Time from Greenwich-Mean Time which is 8 hours ahead so it's though 2 when I type,my conscience tells me it's 10.

Oh well Scotland was worth it

Maybe some Irn-Bru(Scotland's soda) or Chocolate will do it

Well this ends the post

-Uberpsycho Tom

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Post School thoughts

After finally having no longer any school related things to do,I no longer have to think about my kill list

(There were alot a names on it to)

The graduation packed the whole area,I coulda sworn there were like 900 seniors

And since that's all well that's all

Now to take a 2 week break in Britain(this blogs going to blog limbo then)

-Uber Psycho Tom

Friday, June 13, 2008

Awkward

Oh great my first post,hmm what should I post hmmm

Well first I am off to Scotland and England while that evil clone who calls herself randomanna sits around


Oh Bluestar this is awkward

Oh well that's my first post, dis it and I'll have to track you down and shoot you